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The key to all great cooking is fire.
Knowing what to set on fire and for how long is the mystery.
Fortunately for you (and us), our chefs have figured it all out.
It's slow food. Real food. Carefully prepared by real human hands, served by happy people, also with real human hands, in a warm and inviting space.
Simple. We use the freshest ingredients available to prepare dishes that are a little different from the food you get at other places along the road.
Plenty of pasta, fish, chicken, beef & lots of greens. Spring mix, romaine, carrots, cukes, broccoli, red onions, yellow squash, roma tomatoes, mushrooms. No iceberg. Vegan? No prob. We can do that & any salad without cheese or meat. All our soups are made in house from scratch.
Scratch is a valuable ingredient in slow food. Most of our fish comes whole & on ice. We cut it ourselves. We try to get as much local produce as we can & we buy many of our herbs locally.
The cream for each dessert is whipped by hand & the mint & pansies come from our garden (or random neighborhood gardens, if we run out). Our food may take a little longer to prepare, but it's real food. Savor the taste. It's good food. Simple.
ALL MENU PRICES are highly unstable and vary from moment to moment depending on wind speed, whim & the price of chocolate, as well as certain, little-known grain futures. The values listed below are for reference only. In the event that you actually make it to The Big K and find us, your menu may be encrypted for our amusement.
The MenuGF - Gluten Free V - Vegetarian VG - Vegan
You don't have to wait for dinner to open your Apps!
Brussel Sprouts and Pancetta :: 12 GF ~
Grilled Brussel sprouts and pancetta lardons served with a sriracha-agave glaze. The glaze should be its own cocktail!
Ed & Red Hummus :: 11 V~
These guys are best friends! Edamame, miso & garlic hang out with garbanzo beans, roasted red peppers & more garlic. Toasted pita & veggies join the party on the plate.
Pork Belly :: 13~
Beer-braised, seared Kurobuta pork over white bean puree & drizzled with our own bourbon bbq sauce.
Crab Cake :: 16~
Deep-sea red & Dungeness lump crab meat, herbs, panko and spectacular house-remoulade.
Mac 'n Cheese :: 13 V (no ham)~
Sautéed to order, this four-cheese classic with diced French ham is oven baked, then topped with parmesan reggiano & panko to create the perfect crust. It will take you back to your childhood. The only difference is, now, you have money. Spend some on dessert!
SXSW :: 18 GF (no tofu) V (no chicken)~
Warm black beans, roasted corn salsa, red onion, grape tomatoes, pepitas, avocado, pepper jack & queso fresco cheeses on house greens of baby kale, organic arugula & baby spinach, highlighted by Chef's Green Ghoddess dressing(Ooo-la-la!). Topped with citrus-marinated, grilled chicken or tofu.
Feel the Beets :: 11 GF V~
Roasted beets, red onion, orange segments, scratch poppyseed dressing.
Warm Spinach Salad :: 9 GF~
Fresh baby spinach, portabella mushrooms, red onions, local organic eggs & pancetta, topped lightly with hot bacon dressing.
Cold WX Garden Salad :: 6 GF VG~
Nature’s luxuriant largesse, thoughtfully harvested with loving care by young virgin boys, who set out at dawn on crisp winter mornings, clad in natural fibers from happy sheep and other random farm animals, in search of the most wonderful bounty from properly pH balanced fields, lovely lowlands and rigorously, respectfully sought mountain valleys. The moist, mantra-praised soil yields munificently its tasty gifts and YOU get to eat a salad. Pretty COOL, huh? The boys then go home and post pics of root vegetables on Instagram. Served with house-made focaccia bread and our special balsamic vinaigrette dip, which actually comes from a pond out back so we 're not really sure what's in it. As far as we know we haven't killed anybody.
Bold Bowl of Soup :: 6~
The perfect solution to the chilly season question: “What am I in the mood for?” Sit by the fireplace and enjoy the quiet time while sopping with our warm, house-made focaccia.
Soup & Salad + Bread :: 11~
See? You can have it all.
Simply The BEST Burgers AND MORE!
Kanab-A-Dabba-Doo Burger :: 15~
Half a pound of aged USDA prime, flame broiled & seasoned with our mystical blend of spices. Topped with Hatch chiles, sharp cheddar, crisp bacon, avocado & bedrock burger sauce. After one bite, you’ll wish you were a Flintstone! Your choice of house-made sides: chipotle ranch beans / potato salad / garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers / pasta salad. Gluten-free bun $3
Happy Planet Burger :: 13 VG~
Delicious & juicy, GMO-free, third pound vegan burger seasoned with our mesquite dry rub, sitting on mixed winter greens. Topped with house-pickled peppers & bourbon bbq sauce on a toasted Salt City Bakery gourmet bun. You won’t believe its not beef! NO gluten, NO animal products. CONTAINS SOY. Our burgers have to stick together, so your choice of sides is the same as with its beefy cousin above: chipotle ranch beans / potato salad / garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers / pasta salad. Gluten-free bun $3
Jalapeno Lime Chicken :: 13 GF~
A juicy, all natural chicken breast marinated in lime juice & jalapenos, grilled, then topped with pepper jack cheese, tomatillo sauce, avocado & pico de gallo. Served with chipotle ranch beans & green chile rice.
Banzai Burger :: 15~
A bodacious mixture of ground chicken and pork, Far East spices, carrot, ginger & spring onion crafted into a delectible patty & grilled. Dressed with our Supreme Gastro-Queen’s house-made remoulade & Asian slaw. Arriving in your mouth on a Salt City Bakery bun. Your choice of house-made sides: chipotle ranch beans / potato salad / garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers / pasta salad. Gluten-free bun $3
Mushroom Madness :: 15 V (no chicken)~
A giant portabella mushroom cap (as big as a sliced softball!), grilled and topped with pepperjack, crisp bacon, avocado, kale, arugula, heirloom tomato & bedrock burger sauce. Served as sandwich on a soft bakery bun OR as a wrap. Your choice of house-made sides: chipotle ranch beans / potato salad / garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers / pasta salad. Sub chicken no charge
Feel like a steak for lunch? You got it!
Power Bowl :: 17 VG~
Red & white quinoa, kale, arugula, cannellini beans, red kidney beans, farro, grape tomato, red onions, dried cranberries, apricots & pepitas. Tossed in a warm lemon- thyme vinaigrette. You DID win the lottery….. of HEALTHY EATING! Add tofu 2.50 Add chicken 4.50 Add shrimp 6
Deep Dish Veggie Enchilada :: 15 GF & V~
This dish ROCKS! Roasted peppers, Hatch green chiles, char-grilled zucchini, purple onions, layered & baked with corn tortillas, pepper jack cheese & our southwestern spice blend. Topped with fresh tomatillo sauce, pico de gallo, Chef's Green Ghoddess sauce, peppadew & winter greens. A veritable Grand Staircase of flavor! Add chicken 4.50 Add shrimp 6
Adobe Chicken :: 14~
The Rocking V’s version of that Lone Star classic: pan fried chicken. Marinated, hand battered & perfectly seared. Served over garlic-sour cream mashed potatoes with Chef’s "Wildrick" gravy. Topped with a crown of roasted corn salsa.
Rocking V Meatloaf :: 24~
A winter favorite that varies in style and ingredients. Whatever it is, it'll be served with our comforting garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers & Chef's vegetables. Ask your sever what's up.
Polenta Napoleon Solo :: 17 GF & VG~
Deliciously seasoned cornmeal, hand formed into cakes, grilled & layered with fresh, roasted veggies. Prepared in a light, smoked tomato broth & drizzled with Chef's Green Ghoddess sauce.
Curry Coconino :: 18 GF VG~
Fresh, mixed vegetables sautéed with Indian yellow curry, coconut milk, mirin, ginger, garlic, cilantro & sweet chili sauce over house grains. Grilled miso-marinated tofu tops the dish. chicken 4.50 shrimp 6
Supreme Gastro-Queen Pasta :: 24~
Fettuccine, grilled chicken, sautéed shrimps (yes, shrimps), spinach & arugula. A tiara of velvety smooth vodka sauce, aged parm & pepitas, crown this beauty contest winner!
Four Cheese Lasagna :: 22~
Parmesan, ricotta, mozzarella & provolone cheeses, with fresh spinach & Italian sausage. Garlic cream & marinara combine for a luxurious sauce. Basil aioli tops the creation.
Filet Mignon :: 34 GF~
All natural hand cut, aged, USDA prime, 8 oz. char-grilled beef tenderloin. RVC red wine redux. Prepared to your preference. Served with garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers & Chef’s vegetables.
Rangeland Ribeye :: 36~
Delmonico cut 13-14 oz. flame-broiled, aged USDA prime, all natural ribeye. This perfectly marbled cut is fired to a buttery finish of your liking & topped with a green peppercorn-brandy demi glace. Chef’s vegetables & garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers accompany this classic steak. Ribeye lovers from around the globe, claim this steak to be their favorite!
Bison / Fish / Pork.....OH YEAH!
Bison Short Ribs :: 36 GF~
Seared & braised North American bison with natural jus. Garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers, shaved, fresh horseradish root & Chef’s vegetables.
Homer's Dream Pork Chop :: 32 GF~
Many have mocked Mr. Simpson's interest in the pastry sciences but nobody is laughing at the yellow-headed one's love of porcine delights. This is what the siege of Troy (or perhaps Springfield?) was all about. Thick-cut & char-grilled, this Berkshire-Duroc cross is a masterpiece of deliciousness. Hand rubbed with our select blend of herbs & spices, producing unique flavor & tenderness that melts in your pie-hole(Doh! That's later, the pie). That's what it says in the Iliad if you read it carefully. Apple-cranberry compote & Chef’s vegetables join garlic-sour cream Yukon gold smashers to complete your Odyssey. Homer, Gomer, whatever your name....... Oooooooooo, pork chopppppps.....Goood.
Silver Creek Trout :: 23 GF (no grains)~
Pan-seared Idaho red trout. Topped with capers, almonds, lemon juice & butter. Chef’s vegetables with our house grain blend of red & white quinoa + faro. Chef Lisa did not catch this fish, but says you will love it. If you don't love it, Chef Lisa says you should see a doctor for immediate taste-replacement surgery. This procedure may not be covered by all insurance providers. GF(no grains)
Fresh Salmon :: 24 GF~
Grilled & served with white bean ragout & fresh tomato relish. The perfect healthy entrée.
Sweets make you smarter AND allow you to hike happily for 12 hours with no food, water or outerwear.
Key Lime Pie :: 8.50 V~
Tart and sweet, velvety cool, with a graham crust. Topped with freshly whipped cream. Perfect. Winner of consecutive Key Lime Pie Dessert Smack-Downs for the last 18 years, these non-televised events were held here at The Rocking V, all 5 judges were from Key West. They were compelled to declare us Victors in the after-dinner-sweets category. Some of the judges have since been exiled from their island homes for not supporting the home team. One judge now lives in Colorado & he doesn’t care. Guess why?
Cheesecake :: 9.75 GF~
A seductively rich, satisfyingly decadent, silky smooth, dreamy blend of cream cheese, vanilla beans, cream, eggs & sour cream in a gluten free, animal cracker crust (REALLY!). Sometimes made with toasted pecans & rich, sweet Monin caramel sauce. Sometimes it is something else entirely. Ask your server for the skinny on the “CREAMYNESS”.
Creme Brulee :: 9.75 GF~
Oooooooooooooo! YUM! The perfect recipe: fresh cream, REAL vanilla beans, eggs and sugar, swirled together, then baked and cooled. Before serving, we sprinkle the surface with sugar and torch it, for that golden crust. Délicieux! Some welding of small art projects may take place in the preparation of this treat. Our French guests LOVE this pot of JOY & you will too! This delectable item varies in its ingredients...sometimes daily, sometimes weekly, so ask your server what we have up our sleeve the day(s) you're in!
Bread Pudding :: 9.75 V~
It was requested by a frequent diner years & years ago. We forgot to remove it from the menu. The BP became so popular, we continued to forget to remove it from the menu. LUCKY YOU! And now for your Winter dining pleasure….. this clearly cosmic creation varies from day to day or week to week depending on Chefly whim. Ask your server for today’s catch. Here is one example: Saigon cinnamon, walnuts, raisins & lots of cream make our bread pudding fabulous. Your choice of caramel or house-made whiskey sauce. Whipped cream on top. We are NOT responsible for chemical reactions resulting from the mixture of whiskey and caramel sauces. You’ve been warned!
Chocoholic Mousse :: 8 VG~
If you were going to die by chocolate (and you probably would, had we left the antlers on, but we took the antlers off, despite the considerable time involved in the antler-removal process, because we’re all about digestive pleasure), this would be the way to do it, but please don't do it here HERE! French dark chocolate, sweetened with an angel's touch (they live in the basement) of maple syrup. We’ve made the portion smaller so you don’t buy the farm before you’ve paid the bill. That’s just good business.
Choco-pocalypse Now!!! 10 GF V :: 10 / 12.75 GF V~
Rich, decadent (sinful, unprincipled & immoral), astounding, alluring & enchanting, this flourless, French dark chocolate cake is a slice of HEAVEN (maybe it’s not so immoral) on your plate (and your friend’s plate). Served with a passion fruit sauce. We have genetically modified the sauce so the passion is time-released for your after-dinner pleasure once you have left the building (also for the protection of your fellow diners & because our lawyer said so). WARNING: If your passion lasts more than 4 hours, see your doctor! Add a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream 2.75
Ice Cream :: 4.50 / 8 / 2.75 GF~
One Scoop, Two Scoops, Three Scoops or 52.5 Scoops, it is delicious! Add-a-Scoop to any dessert for $2.75
BEER :: ~
Coors ~ Coors Light 4 ~ Corona Extra ~ Polygamy Porter ~ Chasing Tail Golden Ale ~ Full Suspension Pale Ale ~ Evolution Amber Ale ~ Hoo Doo Kolsch Style Ale ~ Cutthroat Pale Ale ~ Golden Spike Hefeweizen 4.75 ~ Dubhe 9.2% Imperial Black IPA ~ Hop Rising 9% Double IPA ~ The Devastator 8% Double Bock Ale ~ Ghost Rider 6% White IPA ~ Misconception 8% IPA ~ Spiral Jetty 6.6% IPA ~ Pfeifferhorn 5.3% Lager ~ Brainless 6.5% IPA ~10 ~ Clausthaler NA 4.25
Reds :: ~
House Red ~ BOTA BOX Shiraz / CA 5.5 glass GABBIANO ~ Chianti Classico ~ Italy 32 CASTLE CREEK ~ Cabernet Sauvignon ~ Moab, UT 8.25 / 33 FOLIE à DEUX ~ Ménage à Trois Red ~ Napa Valley, CA 8.25 / 33 ROBERT MONDAVI ~ Private Select Merlot ~ Central Coast, CA 8.75 / 35 CLINE ~ Ancient Vines Zinfandel ~ Contra Costa County, CA 38 CLINE ~ Ancient Vines Mourvèdre ~ Contra Costa County, CA 42 CHATEAU STE. MICHELLE ~ Cabernet Sauvignon ~ Columbia Valley, WA 44 PASCUAL TOSO ~ Malbec Reserve ~ Argentina 44 CLOS DU BOIS ~ Pinot Noir ~ Sonoma County, CA 46 ORIN SWIFT ~ The Prisoner ~ St. Helena, CA 76
Whites :: ~
House White ~ BLACK BOX Chardonnay / CA 5.5 glass ROBERT MONDAVI ~ Woodbridge Zinfandel ~ Napa Valley, CA 5.5 / 25 WILLAMETTE VALLEY Riesling ~ ID 7.75 / 31 KENWOOD ~ Sauvignon Blanc ~ Sonoma County, CA 8.5 / 34 ECCO DOMANI ~ Pinot Grigio ~ Italy 9 / 36 KENDALL JACKSON ~ Chardonnay VR ~ Sonoma County, CA 10.5 / 42 LUNA ~ Pinot Grigio ~ Napa County, CA 44 VINCENT DELAPORTE ~ Sancerre ~ France 55 FROG’S LEAP ~ Chardonnay ~ Napa Valley, CA 60 CAKEBREAD CELLARS ~ Sauvignon Blanc ~ Napa Valley, CA 65 MUMM NAPA ~ Brut Prestige Sparkling Wine ~ Napa Valley, CA 75
Margaritas & Mojitos :: 7/9/10 / 11/12/13/14/15......~
On the rocks w/ salt or blended. Strawberry also available if you're feeling sassy. Sauza Gold is the house & Heradura Silver or Patron Silver are on the Top Shelf. Mojitos are perfect for summer cool-downs with or without Agave.
Pina Coladas & Daiquiris :: 7 / More $~
Strawberry Do not attempt to order a "corndog" daiquiri or a "salmon" colada. You MAY (even June or July) order our famous Rocking V inventions: Kanab KABOOM, XXX Hot Chocolate or a BIG Love
Whiskey :: 5/6/7~
CC, Jack Daniels, Crown Royal
Bourbon :: 760.68~
Maker's Mark & Wild Turkey 101
Gin :: 7/6~
Bombay Sapphire & Tanqueray
Vodka :: 8/8/7~
Five Wives (Utah-made, REALLY!), Grey Goose & Stoli
Rum :: 1492 / 1865 ~
Captain Morgan's & Bacardi Silver
Scotch :: 8/6~
Glenlivet 12yr & Johnny Walker Red
Liqueurs :: 7/8.50/8.50/7/7.50~
Bailey's, Grand Marnier, Remy VSOP, Kahlua & Amaretto Disaronno
Apple or Cranberry Juice :: 4.75~
Arrowhead Spring Water :: 2.95~
Fizzy Liquids :: 3.75~
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Twist Mist & Mug Root Beer PLUS UNfizzy liquids such as lemonade, Tropical iced tea (with mango & raspberry)
Flavored Lemonade :: 5.25~
Strawberry or Raspberry
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice :: 6.00~
We use a hand press to get ALL the juice!
Gourmet Coffee :: 3.75~
We get our java from Cafe Ibis in Logan, UT. Our coffee is Triple Certified: Organic / Fair Trade / Bird Friendly. We grind the beans for every pot!
Milk :: 4.75~
Hot Chocolate :: 4.50~
Perrier :: 4.50~
Have them eat BEFORE you tell them to go play in traffic because Mommy has headache.
MAC Attack :: 8 V~
The BEST mac & cheese the little ones have ever popped in their pie holes!
PB & J :: 5 V~
This classic sandwich gave America sticky hands.
Grilled Cheese :: 5~
This classic sandwich will keep the little monsters HAPPY.
Corn Dog :: 5~
Only the World’s finest dogs can be corned and served here. Don’t eat the stick!
Noodles & Butter / Marinara :: 5 / 6.50 V~
The next best thing to dry cereal. (and like dry cereal, if it falls on the floor, please clean it up :))